Memetic Diarrhoea

[mundens]

I got it via amphigori.

1. One Of Your Scars, How Did You Get It?
   A small white line, middle finger, left hand. Attempted to slice my finger off on jarratt_gray's cheese-board. Was it some sort of yakuza apology? No, just poor cheese slicing technique. Effect of all the blood on other people was funny. evie_fae made me go to the clinic and get it seen to.


2. What Is On Your Bedroom Walls?
   Horrible shiny peach paint over crappy wallpaper that shows thru. a couple of fabric wall hangings, Chobits and Gundam Seed.


3. What Does Your Cell Look Like?
   I am neither a prisoner nor a Corrections officer, I don't have a cell.


4. What Music Do You Listen To? Anything I like.


5. Do You Know What Time You Were Born? Nope.


6. What Do You Want More Than Anything? Respect


7. What Do You Miss?
   seraphs_folly. Ben. The camerarderie of certain groups in the past.


8. What Is Your Most Prized Possession(s)?
   The signed copy of Anansi Boys seraphs_folly got me for my 44th birthday.


9. The Oddest Compliment You've Ever Gotten?
   "You're fucking ugly, but you turn me on."


10. Do You Get Claustrophobic?
    When in pine boxes under six feet of earth, yes.


11. Do You Get Scared In The Dark?
    No more than in the daylight. Darkness is my friend


12. Who Was The Last Person To Make You Cry? Lois McMaster Bujold


13. What Is Your Favorite Cologne / Perfume? Whiskey


14. What Kind Of Hair/Eye Color Do You Like On The Opposite Sex?
    Don't care. These things can be changed on a whim.


15. Where Can You See Yourself Being Proposed To?
    Preferably somewhere memorable.


16. Coffee Or Energy Drink?
    Coffee. Not into guano.


17. What Is Your Favorite Pizza Topping?
    Chicken, cranberries, and brie


18. If You Can Eat Anything Right Now, What Would It Be? Pussy.


19. Who Is The Last Person You Made Mad? A lady I was seeing, probably.


20. What Was The First Gift Someone Ever Gave You? No idea.


21. Do You Like Anybody? Lots of oeople.


22. Are You Double Jointed? No.


23. Favorite Clothing Brand? Probably Lip Service, or someone Similar.


24. What's Your Dream Car? Aston Martin Vantage


25. What's The Closest Silver Thing To You?
    Electrical contacts in my computer maybe?


26. What's The Closest Pink Thing To You?
    The hair of the troll on my desk.


27. Would You Fall In Love Knowing That The Person Is Leaving? Sure.


28. What Is The Best Way To Tell Someone How Much They Mean To You? No idea.


29. Say A Number From One To A Hundred:
    Ok. What, did you want me to write it down as well?


30. Blondes Or Brunettes?
    Who cares? It's not what i look at.


31. What Annoys You Most? Stupidity


32. Have You Been Out Of The U.S.? All of my life.


33. Your Weakness?
    Short skirts, whiskey, leather... lots of things, I have many weaknesses


34. Color Of Your Bedroom? Ugly Peach


35. First Job? Orchid farmer


36. Ever Done A Prank Call? Yep


37. What Were You Doing Before You Filled This Out?
    Answering work emails


38. If You Could Get Plastic Surgery What Would It Be?
    Does getting replacement teeth count? If not, some flab removal from my butt


39. Why Did You Fill Out This Survey?Because I wanted to.


40. What Do You Get Complimented On Most?My words.


41. What Would You Do If Alcohol Became Illegal?
    Ignore the law, and fight it all the way.


42. What Do You Want For Your Birthday?
    My lover in my arms.


43. How Many Kids Do You Want?
    No more, thanks, already have four.


44. Were You Named After Anyone? Yes.


45. Do You Wish On Stars? I've never been on a star.


46. Which Finger[S] Is Your Favorite? The one I use to reach the G-spot


47. When Did You Last Cry? A few days ago.


48. Do You Like Your Handwriting? No


49. What Is Your Favorite Lunch Meat? Ham


50. Any Bad Habits? Yep.


51. What Is Your Most Embarrassing Cd On The Shelf? Christmas Songs


52. If You Were Another Person, Would You Be Friends With You? Probably Not.


53. Have You Ever Told A Secret You Swore Not To Tell?
    The only things I've actually been sworn to are official secrets. And, no, i haven't told anyone about my time as an MI6 assassin. Oh... whoops!


54. Do Looks Matter? Yes, but only for visual turn ons.


55. How Do You Release Anger?
    I hurt people and break things. Or write nasty letters.


56. Where Is Your Second Home?
    I'd like it to be a certain cottage in Christchurch


57. Do You Trust Others Easily?Never.


58. What Was Your Favourite Toy As A Child? Cars


59. How Many Numbers Are In Your Cell Phone? I Don't Have One.


60. Do You Use Sarcasm? Oh No I Would Never Do That


61. If Your Life Was A Movie, What Would The Genre Be? Porn


62. What Do You Look For In A Guy/Girl? Kinkiness.


63. What Are Your Nicknames? Dirk, I forget the others


64. What Shoes Are You Wearing? Florscheim


65. Do You Un-Tie Your Shoes When You Take Them Off? Nope.


66. Pizza Hut Or Poppa Johns? Pizza Hut.


67. What's Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor? Cadbury Creamy Flake


68. What Are Your Favorite Colors? Black, burgundy.


69. Who Do You Miss Right Now?seraphs_folly. Ben.


70. How Many Wisdom Teeth Do You Have? No Idea.


71. Do You Want Everyone To Answer These Questions?
    No, I'm not interested in everyone's answers


72. What Are You Listening To? The Voices In My Head.


73. Last Thing You Ate? Nutrigrain


74. The Last Person You Talked To On The Phone? My plumber


75. The First Thing You Notice In The Opposite Sex? Whether they're smiling


76. Second? Eyes


77. Favorite Thing To Hate? Right Wing Christian Fundamentalists


78. Favorite Drink(S)? Kiwifruit and aloe vera juice. Whiskey


79. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio


80. What Is Your Favorite Sport?
    Chasing women. One day I'll figure out what to do when I've caught them.


81. What's Your Hair Color? Brown


82. Eye Color? Grey Or Blue (depending on my mood)


83. Do You Wear Glasses? To read


84. Siblings? Yes, a brother and three sisters


85. Have Any Heroes? Yes.


86. You Like Sushi? Meh, I prefer kariagge or miso.


87. Last Thing You Watched? Eagle Vs. Shark


88. Favorite Day Of The Year? Don't have one.


89. Are You Too Shy To Ask Someone Out? Sometimes


90. Summer Or Winter? Winter


91. Kisses Or Hugs? Prefer to have both, but hugs if pushed


92. Relationships Or One Night Stands? Either are OK


93. What Was The Last Thing You Bought? Bread, milk, and ham.


94. Who Is Least Likely To Answer These Questions? Piltdown Man


95. What Book Are You Reading? Komarr

Comments

[repton-infinity.livejournal.com]

Do You Know What Time You Were Born? Nope.

Probably very early in the morning. Most species (I'm told) give birth opposite to their normal urnalism, so that their main predators are asleep when they're at their most vulnerable. Chuck in a few hours of labour and you're looking at the wrong side of midnight for humans..

[susan-joan.livejournal.com]

Good guess, but then (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=12638173&dopt=AbstractPlus) there's interventions and variation to account for. Given the age of the patient, I'm thinking sometime during working hours is very likely.

[adrexia.livejournal.com]

Yep. I was born at 1:06am. Seems to be a pretty common time of day amongst a lot of people I know who know what time they were born.

[seraphs-folly.livejournal.com]

>What Does Your Cell Look Like?
I am neither a prisoner nor a Corrections officer, I don't have a cell.

*whispers* They mean criminal or terrorist cell.


>What Is Your Most Prized Possession(s)?
The signed copy of Anansi Boys seraphs_folly got me for my 44th birthday.
Thats awesome! *chuffed as all get out over that* :) *hugs*