The System Has Regained Control

"Right then, me laddies, that'll be enough of that pansy emotional poetic crap!

This is Major Malfunctaion of Personality Control.

We have isolated the rogue Sebastian meme that usurped our I/O functions on Sunday, and the System is now back in control.

We'll have no more of those angsty artsy assholes around here!"

"Er, Sir?"

"What, Sergeant??

"You just alliterated..."

"Oh. Crap. I must have been contaminated. Well then, Sergeant, you know what you must do."

"Yes sir. I'm sorry, Sir. I.. just want you to know , that, well.."

"Shut up, sergenat. Just do it."

"Yes, Sir."

BANG !

"He was a good officer, Sarge."

"Yes, Private. We'll miss him. But there can be no compromise with Art."