Comes from drinkin' so much, I reckons

[mundens]

Via several people :

Jack Sparrow You scored 8 Cruelty, 23 Greed, 38 Evil, and 33 Insanity!

You have lost your ship, been marooned on an island and called the worst pirate ever. Yet you still seem to pull through no matter how insane everybody else thinks you are. You come across as almost harmless, but would betray, rob, and kill to get what you want. And what you want is your ship back!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Cruelty You scored higher than 40% on Greed You scored higher than 90% on Evil You scored higher than 99% on Insanity

Link: The Find Your Pirate Personality Test written by mehit_kerh on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Bwa ha ha ha!