Help!

[mundens]

I have been kidnapped by a drunk woman and her fiancee!

They pretended to offer me a lift home, but they took me back to their place. He's now gone out to play boardgames, and left me alone with her, which I believe was his plan all along .

She is currently distracted by having gained super access powers on a web site, so I have sneakily plugged my laptop into their network to send this brief SOS!

I am unable to escape because their ferocious cat guards the door and keeps sitting on me purring evily!

Please rescue me from this hell!

I don't now if I can take being locked up alone with a beautiful woman for much longer!

Comments

Aha!

[seraphs-folly.livejournal.com]

That so sounds like a code green for go.

Re: Aha!

[seraphs-folly.livejournal.com]

And by the sound of it that pussy needs strokin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Aha!

[mundens.livejournal.com]

I spent a lot of time stroking the pussy, because she threatened to scratch peoples eye's out if I didn't. A demanding cat that one.

Re: Aha!

[cha0sslave.livejournal.com]

I may be of assistance. In Greek legend Damon was a friend of Pythias. This guy Pythias got in trouble and was locked up, causing much inconvencience as it usually does. Anyway, Damon came along and said that he'd stay locked up in place of Pythias so he could go and organise his affairs before being sent away for a long time. Damon sat and waited in the cell and sure enough Pythias actually came back to relieve him. The person who locked him up was so impressed with the display of loyalty and honour that he released them both.

In short, if you like I'll come and sit in for you if you come back at some stage later. Just long enough for a nice hot meal and a DVD or something :)

Re: Aha!

[seraphs-folly.livejournal.com]

What a noble fellow! :)

Re: Aha!

[mundens.livejournal.com]

I agree with Seraph, you are very noble Damon!

I thank you for being willing to take my suffering onto yourself, it is obvious that soul you were selling was well worth the price.

However I managed to escape in the end, and even, as any good pirate should, took some booty with me.

Re: Aha!

[seraphs-folly.livejournal.com]

*coffs* what booty have your got your hands on now??? :O

Re: Aha!

[mundens.livejournal.com]

Pirate booty of course!

[mashugenah.livejournal.com]

It sounds like justice for your nefarious ways has finally arrived. Just take your punishment like a man.